{"id":5111,"date":"2023-01-18T12:37:13","date_gmt":"2023-01-18T11:37:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/?p=5111"},"modified":"2025-01-18T21:40:37","modified_gmt":"2025-01-18T20:40:37","slug":"kleiner-plausch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/kleiner-plausch\/","title":{"rendered":"Kleiner Plausch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heute an der Supermarktkasse, mein Vorkunde bezahlt grade, jemand tippt mir an die Schulter:<\/p>\n<p>Ich: Ja?<br \/>\nKundin: Darf ich vor?<br \/>\nIch: Nein.<br \/>\nKundin (ungl\u00e4ubig): Nein?<br \/>\nIch: Ja.<br \/>\nKundin: Oh, vielen Dank!<br \/>\nIch: Nein.<br \/>\nKundin: Was denn nun? Ja oder nein?<br \/>\nIch: Nein.<\/p>\n<p>Sie tritt ab. Mehr war nicht.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heute an der Supermarktkasse, mein Vorkunde bezahlt grade, jemand tippt mir an die Schulter: Ich: Ja? Kundin: Darf ich vor? Ich: Nein. Kundin (ungl\u00e4ubig): Nein? Ich: Ja. Kundin: Oh, vielen Dank! Ich: Nein. Kundin: Was denn nun? Ja oder nein? Ich: Nein. Sie tritt ab. Mehr war nicht.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1043,1042,1040,1041],"class_list":["post-5111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-begriffsstutzig","tag-darf-ich-vor","tag-supermarkt","tag-supermarktkasse"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3l7Rv-1kr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5112,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5111\/revisions\/5112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}