{"id":4051,"date":"2016-10-10T21:23:35","date_gmt":"2016-10-10T20:23:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/?p=4051"},"modified":"2025-01-18T20:26:59","modified_gmt":"2025-01-18T19:26:59","slug":"das-internet-ist-kaputt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/das-internet-ist-kaputt\/","title":{"rendered":"Das Internet ist kaputt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sie: Mein Internet ist kaputt!<br \/>\nIch: Geht Google?<\/p>\n<p>Sie: Nee, das ist es ja!<br \/>\nIch: Geht xhamsters?<\/p>\n<p>Sie:\u00a0 Auch nicht!<br \/>\nIch: Youporn?<\/p>\n<p>Sie: Neeeeeeee, Mannn!<br \/>\nIch: Dein Internet ist kaputt..<\/p>\n<p>Wir: DAS INTERNET IST KAPUTT!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sie: Mein Internet ist kaputt! Ich: Geht Google? Sie: Nee, das ist es ja! Ich: Geht xhamsters? Sie:\u00a0 Auch nicht! Ich: Youporn? Sie: Neeeeeeee, Mannn! Ich: Dein Internet ist kaputt.. Wir: DAS INTERNET IST KAPUTT!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-blog","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3l7Rv-13l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4051"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4053,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4051\/revisions\/4053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}