{"id":2563,"date":"2015-01-09T21:57:57","date_gmt":"2015-01-09T20:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/?p=2563"},"modified":"2025-01-18T21:29:36","modified_gmt":"2025-01-18T20:29:36","slug":"rezept-der-woche-kotze-in-blaetterteig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/rezept-der-woche-kotze-in-blaetterteig\/","title":{"rendered":"Rezept der Woche: Kotze in Bl\u00e4tterteig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hmh, lecka! Leute, heute gibt es mal so richtig was zu fressen! N\u00e4mlich: Kotze in Bl\u00e4tterteig. Wie folgt:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Zutaten:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Bl\u00e4tterteig (um den Magen zu beruhigen)<\/li>\n<li>Am Vortag gefressenen und frisch ausgekotzten Spinat (wegen Salat, gesund und so&#8230;)<\/li>\n<li>Den wei\u00dfen Grind, herausgepopelt aus den m\u00e4nlichen Geschlechtsteilen von Schafen<\/li>\n<li>Ein wenig Super-Skunk, aber den glatten &#8211; sieht aus wie Petersilie<\/li>\n<li>Ein Haufi Gekacktes (Gru\u00df an die Berliner)<\/li>\n<li>Und eine Form, sch\u00f6n dick mit ranziger Butter eingerieben &#8211; ihr wisst schon, dieses gelbe, grindende Zeug welches im Sommer den fetten, schwitzenden Weibern den Beinen herunterl\u00e4uft<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Das Ganze wird dann so und so zubereitet, gemischt, gelegt und geschichtet &#8211; dann sch\u00f6n geil lauwarm unter die stinkende Bettdecke &#8211; f\u00fcr so ca. 45 Minuten.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Comp_IMG_4824.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2564\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Comp_IMG_4824-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"Comp_IMG_4824\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Comp_IMG_4824.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Comp_IMG_4824.jpg?resize=1024%2C682&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Comp_IMG_4824.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Comp_IMG_4829.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2565\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Comp_IMG_4829-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"Comp_IMG_4829\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Comp_IMG_4829.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Comp_IMG_4829.jpg?resize=1024%2C682&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Comp_IMG_4829.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><strong>Enjoy!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmh, lecka! Leute, heute gibt es mal so richtig was zu fressen! N\u00e4mlich: Kotze in Bl\u00e4tterteig. 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