{"id":2438,"date":"2014-12-18T19:02:06","date_gmt":"2014-12-18T18:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/?p=2438"},"modified":"2025-01-18T21:29:37","modified_gmt":"2025-01-18T20:29:37","slug":"hexen-verdammt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/hexen-verdammt\/","title":{"rendered":"Hexen, verdammt!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Muss man ja auch mal sagen k\u00f6nnen, gelle? Hexen, verdrippeltfixtnochmal! Alter! Haste den Schu\u00df nicht geh\u00f6rt! F\u00fc\u00dfe abtrocknen nach dem Duschen, pfff.. total \u00fcberbewertet. Der Griff in die Kiste? Was? N\u00f6!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>T&#8217;schuldigt &#8211; der Suff wieder. Bin wieder schlagartig n\u00fcchtern geworden als ich meine obigen Zeilen Revue passieren lie\u00df. Heute Morgen, mein Astralleib gereinigt &#8211; die Stinkewinkel ebenso &#8211; anschlie\u00dfend wollte ich, wie jeden Morgen, nicht na\u00df in die Klamotten h\u00fcpfen, b\u00fcckte mich um die kleinen Hobbit-F\u00fc\u00dfle zu trocknen, BAUZ! Kam er nicht mehr hoch, der Athlet. Hexenschuss!<\/p>\n<p>Trotzdem in die Knochenm\u00fchle. Naschen konnte ich vergessen. Von oben wurde alles weggefressen, nur den Bodensatz lie\u00df man mir. Und da kam ich noch nicht mal ran &#8211; wegen? R\u00fccken!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Comp_IMG_0738.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2440\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Comp_IMG_0738-1024x768.jpg?resize=474%2C355\" alt=\"Comp_IMG_0738\" width=\"474\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Comp_IMG_0738.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Comp_IMG_0738.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Comp_IMG_0738.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a>Verdammt!<\/p>\n<p>Aua!<br \/>\nSchirrmi<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Muss man ja auch mal sagen k\u00f6nnen, gelle? Hexen, verdrippeltfixtnochmal! Alter! Haste den Schu\u00df nicht geh\u00f6rt! F\u00fc\u00dfe abtrocknen nach dem Duschen, pfff.. total \u00fcberbewertet. Der Griff in die Kiste? Was? N\u00f6!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2463,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-2438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","tag-alltag"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Comp_Hexe-Thale.jpg?fit=1162%2C900&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3l7Rv-Dk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2438"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2438\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2442,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2438\/revisions\/2442"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}