{"id":2411,"date":"2014-12-07T12:50:49","date_gmt":"2014-12-07T11:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/?p=2411"},"modified":"2025-01-18T21:29:37","modified_gmt":"2025-01-18T20:29:37","slug":"tschoe-goodbye-und-welcome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/tschoe-goodbye-und-welcome\/","title":{"rendered":"Tsch\u00f6, Goodbye und Welcome!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div class=\"shariff shariff-align-center shariff-widget-align-center\"><ul class=\"shariff-buttons theme-round orientation-horizontal buttonsize-medium\"><li class=\"shariff-button facebook shariff-nocustomcolor\" style=\"background-color:#4273c8\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.schirrmi.de%2Fblog%2Ftschoe-goodbye-und-welcome%2F\" title=\"Bei Facebook teilen\" aria-label=\"Bei Facebook teilen\" role=\"button\" rel=\"nofollow\" class=\"shariff-link\" style=\"; background-color:#3b5998; color:#fff\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"shariff-icon\" style=\"\"><svg width=\"32px\" height=\"20px\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewBox=\"0 0 18 32\"><path fill=\"#3b5998\" d=\"M17.1 0.2v4.7h-2.8q-1.5 0-2.1 0.6t-0.5 1.9v3.4h5.2l-0.7 5.3h-4.5v13.6h-5.5v-13.6h-4.5v-5.3h4.5v-3.9q0-3.3 1.9-5.2t5-1.8q2.6 0 4.1 0.2z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"shariff-button twitter shariff-nocustomcolor\" style=\"background-color:#595959\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.schirrmi.de%2Fblog%2Ftschoe-goodbye-und-welcome%2F&text=Tsch%C3%B6%2C%20Goodbye%20und%20Welcome%21\" title=\"Bei X teilen\" aria-label=\"Bei X teilen\" role=\"button\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\" class=\"shariff-link\" style=\"; 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Meine Alte Schlampe war zwar all die Jahre lang recht hei\u00df, in letzter Zeit k\u00fchlte sich unser Verh\u00e4ltnis allerdings mehr und mehr ab.<\/strong><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Wie es die Zeiten so mit sich bringt \u2013 alles wird teurer. Hatte ich damals f\u00fcr mein kleines Vergn\u00fcgen so und so viel bezahlt, musste ich diesmal ein wenig tiefer in die Tasche greifen. Schlampen! Aber egal. Geilheit hat seinen Preis, gelle? Was hab ich das Ding benutzt! Nicht nur auf Sand, am Strand so auch auf der Wiese, die gr\u00fcne oder auch am See, der tiefe. Bereitwillig und \u00fcberaus hei\u00df wenn ich meine H\u00e4nde anlegte. Sie anfeuerte, oft auch mit Geschrei. So knusprig. So weich. Mehr als geil.<\/p>\n<p>Aber jede Beziehung hat halt auch mal ein Ende. Nicht nur die Wurst. Sorry f\u00fcr den kleinen Kalauer :-). Frau Weber brachte es zwar noch, ist aber schon in die Jahre gekommen. Mit Ecken und Kanten, wie das halt so ist. Ich w\u00e4re kein Gentleman wenn ich nachkarten w\u00fcrde.<\/p>\n<p>Es begab sich nun also neben ein paar Pornos und Katzenvideos dass mir ein \u00fcberaus attraktives Frollein R\u00f6sle \u00fcber den Weg lief. Voll aufgebrezelt, charmant mit allem Schnick- und Schnack. Lange Beine, gelenkig, grade die richtige H\u00f6he f\u00fcr mich und mit einem Geilomaten ausgestattet der mir die passende Brunftzeit anzeigt. Voll cool, gelle? F\u00fcr so einen alten Sack wie mich der es nicht mehr n\u00f6tig hat sich einzuf\u00fchlen, grade richtig. Hauptsache die Kohle stimmt, nicht?<\/p>\n<p>Ich freu mich schon wie Bolle das Frollein so richtig anzuheizen. Benutzen. Gerne auch im Gangbang-Style. Mit mehreren! Benutzen! Mal schauen was die schwarze Sau so alles ab kann.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wpview-selection-before\">Tsch\u00fcss, Frau Weber. Welcome, Frollein R\u00f6sle!<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2411 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/tschoe-goodbye-und-welcome\/img_4620\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_4620.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_4620.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_4620.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.schirrmi.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_4620.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" 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Man kann ja auch mal auf der gl\u00fccklichen Seite des Lebens sein.<\/p>\n<p>Demn\u00e4chst mehr in diesem Theater. Mit genussvollen Gr\u00fc\u00dfen,<\/p>\n<p>Euer Schirrmi<\/p>\n<p>P.S.: Kann da mal jemand meinen vollgeschissenen Balkon putzen? Abba flott!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Das Jahr geht zu Ende und es wird mal wieder Zeit alte Z\u00f6pfe abzuschneiden. 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